Earn clown coins by existing. Waste them on items, status, or shame. Compete for absolutely nothing. It's like real life, but with more emojis.
CheeHoo uses two types of currency: coins and tokens — both equally fake but emotionally persuasive. You earn coins through commands like work, crypto, daily, quest, weekly, and battle, then blow it all on pointless items or leaderboard clout. Tokens, on the other hand, are more chaotic. They randomly drop in active channels (and disappear after 10 seconds if you're slow), appear as rewards from ch weekly, ch battle, or when you release an NPC — though that refund is barely fair. Tokens are the only way to adopt NPCs. You can't grind them. You just wait. Or beg. Or pray.
A collection of unserious tools for unserious people. These commands serve no real purpose except to fill the void, spark joy, or remind you that the bot has too much free time. Use them when life feels mid and you just wanna pull a tarot card or react to existence.
| Command | What It Does | Usage |
|---|---|---|
Tarot | Pulls a random tarot card to determine your fate. Results may cause existential dread or spontaneous enlightenment. Use at your own risk. | ch tarot |
Quotes | Drops a quote from the vault. It might be funny, deep, or emotionally devastating. Great for pretending you read books. | ch quotes |
Avatar | Grabs someone's profile picture and shows it in big. Tag someone or leave blank to view your own. Perfect for stalking respectfully. | ch ava [@user] |
React | Sends a random emoji reaction. Could be wholesome, unhinged, or vaguely threatening. Spin the emotional roulette. | ch react |
The grind never ends, even in a fake economy. Work, gamble, shop, and chase digital riches that mean absolutely nothing. Capitalism has infected the bot, and now you're complicit. At least the leaderboard makes it feel worth it.
| Command | What It Does | Usage |
|---|---|---|
Work | Earn fake currency just by being online. Capitalism has never been so effortless. but useless, can't buy starbucks from this | ch work |
Crypto | Gamble your coins in a rigged economy. Win big or lose everything. Mostly lose. | ch crypto |
Wallet | Shows your wallet balance. Brag about your fake riches or cry over your digital debt. (at least this one have cute cards) | ch wallet |
Daily | Claim your daily free money. Login addiction begins here. | ch daily |
Weekly | Like ch daily, but for the patient and the forgetful. for you who love do bare minimum | ch weekly |
Shop | Browse cursed shop items. You'll probably buy stuff you don't need. I know you love spend on useless sh*t | ch shop |
Buy | Spend your coins on items. Instant gratification or instant regret. yuh shop more | ch buy [item name] |
Quest | Complete tasks for XP rewards. Totally not a productivity scam. at least it give something, right?. | ch quest |
Yoga | Chill mini tasks for XP. Inner peace not included. Also a reminder to chill the F up. | ch yoga |
Inventory | Shows what junk you've hoarded so far. Digital clutter at its finest. Proof that you are a hoarder | ch inv |
Use | Use an item from your inventory. Could be helpful or totally useless. Still nothing useful yet | ch use [item name] |
Leaderboard | Check the leaderboard. Are you the richest or just consistent? Or we called it Hall of Shame. | ch lb |
Top | Another leaderboard view. Because you're competitive like that. Still Hall of Shameeeeee | ch top |
These are the commands that pretend to help. Check your profile, see cooldowns, or ask the bot what it even is. Nothing groundbreaking, but they exist so you feel slightly more in control. Spoiler: you're not.
| Command | What It Does | Usage |
|---|---|---|
Profile | View your profile card. Why? Because it's there and you're nosy. Don't use for stalk people!!!. | ch pro |
Ready | Shows which commands are ready to use again. You clicked too fast, didn't you. So you don't have to set timer for cooldown | ch rd |
Cooldown | Full command to view all cooldown timers. Patience simulator. tbh the same as above LOL. | ch cd |
Help | Lists all available commands. Ironically useful. So you not get lost | ch yoga |
Info | Gives you an explanation of what CheeHoo is. Doesn't make it less confusing. tbh, the most useless | ch info |
Welcome to the emotionally unstable Pokémon phase. Adopt weird little guys, assign favorites, then throw them into battle for honor, chaos, and the occasional rewards reward. It's violence, but wholesome. Kinda.
| Command | What It Does | Usage |
|---|---|---|
NPC Shop | Browse weirdos available for adoption. Some are cute. Most are questionable. DO NOT REGRET YOUR CHOICE!! | ch npc shop |
Adopt | Adopt an NPC into your collection. Instant attachment, zero responsibilities. useless fr fr 😭 | ch adopt [npc name] |
Pick | Select your main NPC for battles or flexing. You play favorites. | ch pick [npc name] |
Npcs | View all your adopted clowns. It's like Pokémon but more cursed. your circus line up | ch npcs |
Info | Get lore or stats about an NPC. May contain emotional damage. Stalk before adopt | ch info [npc name] |
Release | Release an NPC back into the void. Freedom or betrayal You decide | ch release [npc name] |
Battle | Engage in an NPC slap fight. Chaos begins. this is multiplayer, make sure you have friend for use this | ch battle [@user] |
You're not supposed to see this, but here you are. These commands are reserved for the chosen ones — the devs, the puppet masters, the people who break things and pretend it's a feature. You can't use any of these... but I feel fancy, so I added them anyway. You're welcome.
| Command | What It Does | Usage |
|---|---|---|
Up#* | System command. You will not understand. Don't ask. You're not Anna Delvey. Don't even try. | ch [this is secret] |
C*#nt | Counts something important. That's all you need to know. You're not Anna Delvey. Don't even try. | ch [this is secret] |
G&*% | Gives data or power. You're not cleared for that. You're not Anna Delvey. Don't even try. | ch [this is secret] |
R()^*# | Removes something (or someone?). Also not for you. You're not Anna Delvey. Don't even try. | ch [this is secret] |